In the latest rumor du jour, Lenovo is cited by Reuters as a potential acquirer of Palm. It really does seen the menu changes daily, and if you’re having trouble keeping up with the Palm-takeover speculation, feel free to join the bemused club.
Palm’s sales agents, Goldman Sachs and Frank Quatrrone’s Qatalyst Partners, have conducted themselves with all the discretion and subtlety of carnival barkers. It’s clear that their contrived, heavy-handed tactics — including a seemingly endless succession of leaks to the business press — have failed. If anything, Palm is in a worse situation today than when the investment bankers set up their medicine-show sales tent on the M&A midway.
One after another, like too-obvious suspects in a creaking murder-mystery potboiler, Palm’s rumored acquirers have removed themselves from suspicion, apparently miffed and a little mortified at having been used as plot decoys.
So now it’s down to Lenovo. Before that, companies suggested to have an acquisitive interest in Palm included Dell, Microsoft, Nokia, Google, RIM, Apple, HP, and Motorola. Then, the focus shifted to China and Taiwan, where Huawei and HTC were drafted into the action. Nobody went for the bait — not seriously enough, anyway.
I thought ZTE might be tempted to take a look, but its chairman told Reuters it was not approached by Palm or its agents. Maybe Palm and its agents that ZTE would step from the shadows and declare its interest.
Nonetheless, Palm, distressed and capsizing, is asking too high a price. The company’s advisers (investment bankers) were said to be seeking $1.2 billion for the company. It’s difficult to envision any of the dwindling prospective buyers paying anywhere near that price.
As a result of tepid buyer interest, Palm now is making sounds about staying the course as an independent entity. The company says it could get out of hardware and license its WebOS platform to handset vendors, along the lines of Google with Android and Microsoft with Windows Phone 7 Series or whatever else it decides to sell.
Palm isn’t serious, though. That move wouldn’t make much business sense, not with licensing as its exclusive business model, and not against two well-heeled players who utilize their mobile platforms as vehicles for bigger business ambitions.
Alas, Palm is bluffing when it says ti could just walk away from the M&A table. The problem is, it’s too late to bluff when all your cards are on the table, their faces fully exposed.